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Enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service… or at least an m.o.t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.

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Oh well looks like mr jack dainels will be my date along with mr sambuca who will get me drunk and mr red bull will fly me home safely

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Everyone always says “You need to get a boyfriend! It’s great having a boyfriend!” then I say “Its even better not suffering heart break”. Single ladies rock.

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Just because my status says I’m single, does NOT mean I’m looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them!~

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I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate! Have fun I, got rid of them for a reason!

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{NAME} is so thankful for all my friends who are “in a relationship.’ Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to God that I am “Single”

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Single & LOOKING.. for someone who will stand by my side through thick & thin.. who won’t make me cry.. who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon

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God is busy writing D Best love Story

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I’m tired of hearing ‘There are plenty of fish in the sea’! Who wants a fish?? They’re slimy and they smell!!

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Single and it will take some-one very special to change it.

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Hates it when people say ‘there’s someone for everyone’. so where the F..bad.. is they.I HATE BEING SINGLE

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I throw my condoms in the air sometimes saying THEERRRE NOO USSEEE! I’ll never get laid!

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Has already met Mr player, Mr bullshit, Mr fxckabout, Mr jealous, Mr slag & Mr stress so where’s Mr Right?

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I’m single but if you would like to change that like this status.

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Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with

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I’m not picky, I just have standards

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Hi Hun I’m home ……..damn !! forgot i was single

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Single means you’re only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

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In NEED of a F..bad.. buddy.

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Tell me get my shit together, now i got my shit together, now i made it thru the weather, better days are gonna get better

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Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove to others and yourself that you can still stand

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No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I’m single, I can do what the hell I like now and it’s great

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*ahem* May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single&looking! I repeat I am single&looking! Thank you that is all!

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needs to get away from here for a while. Don’t care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out..

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Ok let me get this straight, you are relying on me being a gentlemen .. lmao you idiot!!

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has standards when it comes to dating…and wonders why so many put on a pretense until the day to meet comes…then all you see is a idiot in front of you?!

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Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.

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was thinking about bringing sexy back…but I can’t find the receipt…damn…I was gonna exchange it at Wal-mart for the new book…Being Single for Dummies…

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I’m single. You’re single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?

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Dear Santa, i have been a good girl all year all i ask for in return is a tall dark handsome maybe odd tattoo,single,funny,can drive and good job thank u Santa

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The more pricks i date the closer i come to meeting my Mr.right(: they is out there some where.they just took a wrong turn. they’ll get here some day. I’ll wait.

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Always hears “ur cute” and “ur so sweet” so what i’m good enough to be your friend but nothing more? be honest for once and tell me whats wrong w/ me…

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Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy.Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. “Sex and the City”

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Has had enough of the single life and is now taking applications for a boyfriend please send all enquiries to my in box xx

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Life’s a bitch then you die or marry one…hm it both is death one way or another just one is less painful!!!

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Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas

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I don’t consider myself.. ‘SINGLE & ALONE’ I consider myself ‘ INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE’.. =]

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What’s worse then being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn’t feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it

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I wish Facebook would change “Single” to “Riding Solo.” It would sound much cooler

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Has changed their relationship status from “single” to “staying single”!!

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I am gonna complain about guys til one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Til then, they’re all weak!

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Met Mr. wrong, Mr. jerk, Mr. cheater, Mr. liar, Mr. horn-dog. Where’s my Mr. right? Have you seen (him/her)?

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When I’m single all I see are happy couples!!

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When I’m single all I see are happy couples!!! and when I’m in a relationship all I see are happy singles!!! The grass is always greener on the other side!!

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I’m not single. . . I’m riding solo and loving it!

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I may be single and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures but at least I have fun and don’t have to worry about hiding who I really am..

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Hubby n wife die n arrived in heaven. Wife says ” Here we r 2gether again. ” Hubby says “F… dat shit! The deal was til death do us part. ! Bitch I’m single!

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I don’t consider myself.. ‘SINGLE & ALONE’ I consider myself ‘ INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE’.. =] , so if your “SINGLE” i am “AVAILABLE”…

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I’m only single because out of all the men out there I just haven’t met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.

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Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don’t have to worry about being disappointed.

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loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn please.

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Tempt me. I dare you!

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I’m feeling like a star, you can’t stop my shine, I’m loving cloud nine, my head’s in the sky, I’m feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.

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totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED ..

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Being single isn’t all that bad. You eat when you want…sleep when you want…go where you want when you want. What more could you want?!? Oh, yeah…that!

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loves it when ppl find out they’s single n say sorry like they r offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn’t a disease, sometimes its the cure !!!

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Being single doesn’t mean nobody wanted you. It means you’re only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

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I know for damn sure what love is… cause bet your ass the last mother F..bad..er showed me EVERYTHING IT’S NOT! *Ridin Solo*

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Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart

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Guys are like parking spots… all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.

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Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. – Sex in the City

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I’m single because i am saving myself for someone who deserves me.

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I just wish one guy could prove me wrong and be different from all the rest. But that’s as impossible as nailing jello to a tree.

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I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take. -Devon Foley

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Can’t get wit’ no deadbeat ass So (no)SCRUBS

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Wishes people didn’t think that single parent means desperate for sex… it doesn’t!!

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What would you say if i asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say. .

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Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.

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Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.

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Single is single and you’re gonna have to be down right AWESOME if you’re gonna change it!

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I want a Guy that makes me laugh everyday makes me smile and loves me for who i am Is that 2 much 2 ask for

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it seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!

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Single is single and now taking applications if u think Ur suitable 4 the job apply ere lol

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Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal!

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Dear heart, please fall in love only when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.

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It’s not that I can’t stop being single, it’s that I haven’t found anyone that’s been up to the challenge.

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Yes, I’m Single. [I]t’s Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier

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Single is not Single & Alone…I’m Independent & Available Until I find my Equal !!

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I’m not single because I don’t pray for love. I’m single because I don’t play around with love.

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Stay single until someone special actually compliments you in a way that it makes it better to not be alone. If it is not, then it’s not worth it.

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Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.

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Sometimes i wish i wasn’t single but then again being single is awesome cause i ain’t let tin a stupid idiot guy let(me go for) ever

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Single is SINGLE and loving every single moment of it!!!

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1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I’m still single!

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You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own.

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Trust me, this time baby. I’ll be bulletproof!

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Single…anybody wanna change that?

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they’ll get here some day.

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Don’t be a woman who needs a man… Be the woman a man needs… Because every woman is worth fighting for… But not every man is worth you…

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No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

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If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.

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Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak… It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

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Facebook should change “single” to “riding solo”

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I’m a free bitch baby.

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Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

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Single? No, I am just inRelation ship with FREEDOM.

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Wanted by many but taken by none ;P

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thinks being single is like having a McDonalds – I’m Lovin’ It.

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feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.

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OK Christmas time is here now where is the hot guy and the mistletoe.

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