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How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday

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Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture

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I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi

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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them

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One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either

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Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor's wife; And beer as COLD as your own.

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TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED

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Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association)

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

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Flirtation-ship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

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The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”

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I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight

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I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough

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It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry

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We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol

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In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!

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People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..

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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!

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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday

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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

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Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped

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When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians.

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My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

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You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

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Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

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Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

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