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How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor's wife; And beer as COLD as your own.
TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED
Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association)
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
Flirtation-ship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight
I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough
It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol
In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight..
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped
When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!