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Life is short, chat fast..!!!
Life is too short to be updating status
If procastination was an olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
Life is short talk fast
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it
I took IQ test …..results were negative
I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice
Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here
I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!
Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’
You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.
I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee
The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.
“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!
whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.
“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz
I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
“Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it’s working”
WISDOM is the gold refinement of life
‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
“You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.”
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
“I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”
The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)
You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
“To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa
Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.
I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.
A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains
I can see you checking my whatsapp status..
There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.
Too busy to update a status. 0_o
formula for sucess…….under promise and over deliver…….
Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
Not always available, try your luck.
Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof.’
”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
I Really don’t know, why we are learning algebra. If we already know x is missing then how we find value of x using y.
During exams..engineers used to do underground.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
When there is no words to justify viva coordinators…confuse them in their questions.
Install the latest version of your life and forget previous version.
Use antivirus for threats that degrades your performance.
Update your thoughts regularly and start work on it.
I am mobile and you are my sim card, without you I am like mobile without network.
Parents prefer their child to use what is this and that question, while engineers prefers why need to learn this or that.
Engineers never read books 1 month before exams, they start reading books 1 day before exams.
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
I don’t think we love each other in the same way. And…I think keeping you near me, would destroy me.
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!
“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather….not screeming and yelling like his passengers in car.
Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
If i had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],i would shoot you twice.