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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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Doctor: Mrs. Anita good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Anita? I’m Miss Anita! Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Anita…Bad news for you!

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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on.

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Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Yo mamma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.

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Knock, Knock, who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

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Boy; Your singing beautifully! Girl: Thanks but I’m a bathroom singer. Boy: Then invite me for your live show!

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What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend”

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What’s the differences between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick

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We have a history together ……and English and French also

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.

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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

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Driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”

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Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee.

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

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I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.

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