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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
Doctor: Mrs. Anita good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Anita? I’m Miss Anita! Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Anita…Bad news for you!
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on.
Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Yo mamma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.
Knock, Knock, who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Boy; Your singing beautifully! Girl: Thanks but I’m a bathroom singer. Boy: Then invite me for your live show!
What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend”
What’s the differences between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick
We have a history together ……and English and French also
You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”
Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”
You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..
Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!
An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee.
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.