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Double Meaning Status and Double Meaning Quotes For Whatsapp

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee.

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.

We have a history together ……and English and French also

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

What’s the differences between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick

What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend”

Boy; Your singing beautifully! Girl: Thanks but I’m a bathroom singer. Boy: Then invite me for your live show!

Knock, Knock, who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on.

Doctor: Mrs. Anita good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Anita? I’m Miss Anita! Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Anita…Bad news for you!

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.