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I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.
The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”
It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number.
Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really s3xy and my face hits the mirror.
For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept.
Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
I think I got a fever, a fever of you.
Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY.
For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL.
Friday is my second favorite F word.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
Only fools fall in love and I guess I’m one of them.
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me.
Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me.
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Excuse me …. Please empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart.
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.
Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED.
Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association).
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time..
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh
It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry.
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping.
In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebook is tan!
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!!.
I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.
My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
6 Peg Loading ..
Save water drink beer.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Mosquito are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
How can i miss something i never had?
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!