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Your profile picture is a car.. that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer
you’re sorry ? that’s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.. You want those leftovers too?
Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side.
You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.
If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.
Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that ‘cool’ mood. ‘Like’ you dont really care.
I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”
Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.
“FBI, Open the door!”.. Uh.. no .. it’s cool when you break in.
Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.
Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
*Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a bad@ss.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥
DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
A smile suits every kind of clothes
Never too busy to be happy
Life must go on
‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me.
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.
WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!
Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!
Every problem comes with some solution.. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google.. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software.. It’s called #Sunday, please fix it!
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raaj!
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night.
Try to solve your problem yourself.. Don’t Depend on other!
Your whats-app status say’s online.. If your online then, why aren’t you MSG me!
There are two type of people winner and looser,Winner always Working Hard,Looser Always try to shortcut for win.
I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone.
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile.. Smile please!
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.
There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.
Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status.
Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??
Pop are like ‘Music’ some say the ‘Truth’ and rest, Just noise.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
Going to MacDonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Time is precious waste it wisely.
I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
My life my rules.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
I’m the dude with cool attitude.
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Sometimes It’s better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.
When I was born. Devil said, Oh Shit! Competition!
Had a really great ‘Night Out’ last night, according to my police report.
Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.
You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
They say: Don’t drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a bad@ss.
I’m pretty sure the whole ‘ladies first’ thing was created by a guy just to check out @ss.
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Always trying to cool my self.
A smile suits every kind of clothes.
Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.
Never too busy to be happy.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!
Life is journey. I am traveler.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
life is simple if we are simple.
Never give people permission to disrespect you.
People with status don’t need status.