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I feel like Never Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy but then the murderer comes back, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.
2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it’s cover!!!!
No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama… Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans
Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.
President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be “Barack Oganja.”
Rapper “2 Chainz” played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it’s cover
Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put “popular” on a college or job application.
Auto-correct is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
Dear twin sister, I’ll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!
School for 12 years, college for 4 years… then you work until you die. Great.
Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more… then you work until you die. Great.
42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.
Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.
I really want to go to Penn State for college.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.
Before college, I didn’t know what I was doing with my life…now I’m confident I have no idea what I’m doing.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!
In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.